On the road to Bradford, I saw:

Two camels in a field.

A tree wearing a blue apron.

Three American Diners.

Memo to Asian girl in the Arkwright halls of residence at Bradford Uni: I can see no reason for you to expose both your breasts in the window of your room. They are not exceptional. I understand it is a regular occurrence, and my partner's 18 year old son and his room-mates find it quite amusing. However, if you are seeking attention, perhaps being known as the mad woman who exposes herself to her fellow students is not the best way to go about it.

Enough said.